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Post by PolarStarQuote on May 29, 2020 11:01:05 GMT -8
"Can you believe that crap?!" Porky minch would call out from inside of his Absolutely Safe Capsule, as a entire swarm of Pigmasks were taking Blowtorches, Hammers, Saws and All to the outside of this Capsule, Trying to get it to open as to free there Master...However, The Blowtorches werent so much as leaving a hot spot on the exterior, The Hammers just bounced off, Saws were breaking as soon as they touch. And outside, was Ridley, Who watched Porky through the small, Thousand times reinforced glass hole he could see through.
"Do i believe you made the most idiotic decision to attack the life sphere alone? No. I dont. You're supposed to be alot smarter than that."
"Pah! What good is sitting around waiting for them to get stronger going to do! I atleast managed to kill a few of those worthless--"
"You were bored."
"You were bored. So you thought it would be fun to go try and rile them up. And now, they're going to prepare there defenses even more to stop us."
"Well, yeah yeah yeah...Gives us a bit more time to think of what to do next though, right? I think my plan went excellently on that respect. They'll be too scared to come after us after just that taste of what we can do~"
"They're strong enough to rival us, Fool. Samus could prep--"
"Oh, Can you keep your kink in the bedroom?!" Porky would scold, Making Ridley glare.
"Why do you even care about that tall blonde dimwit mother anyhow? Maybe if you came out and HELPED my assault, Maybe we could be sitting ontop of the academy they got over there, Drinking Champagne out of Mario's skull if you weren't so obsessed with this Honor Fetish you have with Sam--"
Suddenly, Ridley rammed his claws into the absolutely safe capsule's door, Ripping off the Ten-thousand times reinforced door with one simple Claw swipe, Ripping open the Pod in one fell swoop, and then...
Grabbing Porky's throat and pulling him out, slamming him against a wall, as Ridley's claws dug into Porky's throat, making Porky begin to suffocate as he bled!
"...I demand Silence, Pig. I respect your cunning, your willingness to kill, and your Love of Bloodshed. I do not tolerate Smug, Self-obsessed Foolishness, however. So, I will demand you Listen to me." Ridley said, His grip tightening around porky's neck, Choking him out as Porky gasped in absolute terror.
"You work under me, now. I dont so much as want to hear you Breathe if i did not order it specifically. and you will Never. Utter Samus's name as such insulting trash again...Am i clear?" Ridley would ask, as porky nodded as quickly as he could.
...Ridley turned to a Pigmask Medic. "Once i let go, He will begin bleeding out within five seconds. Heal him before then." Ridley would say, Before dropping Porky, who bled like a stuck pig out of his neck, as Ridley stomped out of the room, Pigmasks surrounding Porky to heal him...
"Has anyone ever mentioned you have a bizarre temper?" Krishna asked of Ridley, as Ridley stopped, looking back at the Small god before him...
"From a God of Righteousness to a God of Death...I respect your attitude against the little human in there. That's all i wish to say~"